Ishtar Quotables!!
Lyle Rogers: You know, it takes a lot of nerve to have nuthin' at your age; but you just say, "I'd rather have nuthin' than settle for less!" Shirra Assel: This is an ancient devious world, and you come from a young country. Promise me you will keep my secret without trying to understand it. Lyle Rogers: I got a feeling something went wrong and now I own a blind camel.

Chuck & Lyle on Stage Singing Their Hearts Out. Photo available at www.moviegoods.com

On The Stage Lyle Rogers, Chuck Clarke: [singing] "Telling the truth can be dangerous business; Honest and popular don't go hand in hand. If you admit that you play the accordion, No one will hire you in a rock 'n' roll band. But we can sing out hearts out. And if we're lucky, then no neighbors complain. Because life is the way we audition for God; Let us pray that we all get the job."

Buying the Blind Camel Shirra Assel: Go to Hallibeni Mall and ask for "Mohammed."  Tell him you want to buy a blind camel - he will know what to do. Mohammed: I have a camel with one lame leg, will that do?  We also have a dead camel? Lyle Rogers: I got a feeling something went wrong and now I own a blind camel. Lyle Rogers: Careful, he's got a bad tooth. Jim Harrison: The camel is on my foot. Lyle Rogers: I don't know that one... Jim Harrison: The camel ... is on ... MY FOOT!

CIA Agent "Jim" (Looks a little like "W.")

Lyle Rodgers & Chuck Clarke try to ride their Blind Camel through the desert. PHOTO AVAILABLE at www.moviegoods.com

In the Desert Shirra Assel: The birds in the desert eat only flesh, and there is no wind. Chuck Clarke: This must be one of those freak storms. Chuck Clarke: Is this the oasis? Lyle Rogers: Does this look like an oasis to you? Chuck Clarke: Yeah, look at the birds. Are those vultures? Lyle Rogers: Yeah. Chuck Clarke: You mean they're here on spec?

Fighting Back Emir Yousef: The enemy of my enemies is my friend. CIA Agent: Jim, I don't know what you had in mind here, but this mission is NO LONGER COVERT. We are now OVERTLY firing on two Americans and God knows who else. And they are ARMED TO THE TEETH! Jim Harrison: Sir? We did NOT fire on two Americans in the desert. We did NOT. Who told you that? The Secretary of State? Chuck Clarke: Either shoot me or lower your voice.

They fight back with Shira Photo available at www.moviegoods.com

I think they're wonderful! Photo available at www.moviegoods.com

Singing at the Hotel Lyle Rogers: There's a wardrobe of love in my eyes...  come on it, look around try on something your size... Chuck Clarke: Because of yourself, you don't know what I am. Lyle Rogers: Hot Fudge Love; Cherry Ripple... Lyle Rogers: Gimmie Half an Hour... Chuck Clarke: Like the Last Half Hour!!! Chuck Clarke: Shit man, when you're on, you're on!  See?!!?  We didn't even NEED a pencil !! Lyle Rogers: Chuck, this isn't really a good time to get depressed. Chuck Clarke: You're right, I don't know what's wrong with me. Lyle Rogers: Look at the upside: We're not livin' lives of quiet desperation.